Banzai Blasters

"Villainy is a dog-eat-dog world, little boy. You gotta be cutthroat to survive! That's why every moron stays a minion, and the people with any REAL value move up!" The Banzai Blasters are an infamous criminal organization of the Epithet universe that is run on a pyramid scheme. While most of their lower ranks are known for committing the pettiest of crimes such as loitering and shoplifting, their higher ranks are genuinely menacing and imposing figures in Sweet Jazz City.